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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

): My deadname is on Mars :(

If you want something tagged let me know and I might remember 18+ish

orteil42

been very into fruit syrups lately. orange, peach, lemon. just add water, real nice. people don’t often know about the secret syrups they may already have in their fridge. soy sauce can be a syrup. ketchup can be a syrup

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